So you all remember me telling you all about 5 important things to know about me, right? Right? I know you are ALL such AVID readers that you never would've missed out on this post. (But just in case you were on your death bed the day I posted that and didn't get a chance to read it, here it is. It simply explains a little about how I became hearing impaired.)
So, just tonight I was out in the kitchen singing my little heart out.
All of a sudden, I hear Brandon yell from the other room: "Those are NOT the lyrics."
So I decided to compile a whole list of words of lyrics that I know of that I have messed up on.
Enjoy... I have entitled it: They Said, I Said.
They said: “Oh I swear, the world better prepare, for when I'm a billionaire.”
I said: “Oh I swear, Happy the Bear!, for when I’m a billionaire.”
(Brandon says: “Happy the Bear? What does that have to do with being a billionaire?
Me: “You know, I was kinda wondering how that made sense…”
They said: “Hot like Mexico, Mexico.”
I said: “Hot like Master Kova, Master Kova.”
(Brandon says to me: “Who the crap is Master Kova? Do you even know what you are singing about??”)
They said: “Oh let’s do it! Oh let’s do it!”
I said: Ole do it! Ole do it!
(Brandon says: “We are not at a fiesta. They are not saying ‘Ole’!”)
They said: “You’re like a candy store, and I’m a toddler.”
I said: “You’re like a candy store, and I’m a condo!
(Brandon says: A condo? Really, you think she’s calling him a condo?
My response: Well, it’s not any better than calling him a toddler.
Brandon: You have a point.)
All I have to say is this: It is NOT my fault that I cant hear the lyrics right. I am half-deaf.
Therefore, you cannot judge me for ACTUALLY thinking my lyrics were the correct ones. Even if they don't make sense at all.